None of this happened.

This entire site is a fictional layout experiment for CornBread.Me.

No names, stories, farms, bands, machines, exhibitions, comments, contact details, or events on this version are intended as factual claims. The site exists to test design directions before real information is introduced.

What is real?

The layout. The WordPress setup. The original procedural images. The effort spent making a fresh install feel like a strange little world instead of a stack of default pages.