Fictional layout experiment — no real events, people, businesses, products, or contact routes
The Tractor Cleared the County Line Before Breakfast
The west tractor left at 6:08 a.m. It used the loading ramp as a suggestion, cleared the creek, and took the old road toward town.
Witnesses report that it obeyed two stop signs, ignored a billboard, and paused at a produce stand long enough to purchase a sack of onions. Payment remains unexplained.
It returned at noon with mud on the tires and a campaign button on the grille.